What is JESUS' descent?

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THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH

1) He went into his father business.
2) He lived at home until the age of 33.
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH

1) He never got married.
2) He never held a steady job.
3) His last request was a drink.


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO-RICAN

1) His first name was Jesus.
2) He was always in trouble with the law.
3) His mother did not know who his father was.


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK

1) He called everybody "brother".
2) He had no permanent address.
3) Nobody would hire him.


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN

1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He invented a new religion.


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS FRENCH

1) He never changed his clothes.
2) He only washed his feet.
3) He didn't speak English.


THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BRAZILIAN

1) He survived on miracles
2) He was harassed by the government and politicians
3) He never had any money


THREE PROOFS JESUS WAS KENYAN

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